At a time of unprecedented crises, what People and the world want most is clearly one other area for people to annihilate one another in.
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President Biden has introduced he can be persevering with to construct Donald Trump’s House Pressure – an thought Trump in all probability dreamed up whereas excessive on some weird tablets his particular “physician” gave him and had left the rubber cement jar open on his desk. The House Pressure is the brand new department of our navy designed to beat and kill issues in outer area. Which may not be word-for-word from their mission assertion, however I might wager it is shut. Fairly certain their jackets say, “Let’s kill some shit in area.” And, let’s face it – we do not know what’s in outer area. However no matter it’s, we all know it must be killed.
Earlier than you ask – Sure, House Pressure is strictly what humanity desperately wants proper now. Having spent hundreds of thousands of years killing and conquering and torturing one another right here on the terra firma, I believe we’re all feeling kinda claustrophobic and bored. I believe all of us wish to get out into the broad open infinite territory of the good and superior cosmos and homicide our fellow people there, for a change. (If anybody’s questioning, the reply to the Fermi Paradox – The place are all of the aliens? – is that each one clever civilizations ultimately develop the expertise to kill themselves on the push of a button. Ultimately somebody, nicely, pushes the button. … His identify is often Tony.)
House Pressure can be simply the factor People want proper now as a result of our infrastructure is collapsing, our surroundings is struggling, our political system is simply a half goose-step away from fascism, and our religious well being is blinking crimson “ALERT.” Most of us cannot work out a function for all times different than simply cleansing out the economic pork-smasher at the back of Taco Bell. So contemplating how nicely issues are going on this – the primary nation on the planet – it is time to broaden to greener pastures (that are principally pitch black). It is time to broaden into the Milky Approach with the intention to develop our parasitic, lethal socioeconomic system. (I am fairly certain MLK Jr. mentioned one thing related, not in a speech however in a diner in Tennessee.)
And give it some thought – ever because the maiden rocket escaped Earth’s environment and explored area for the primary time, many of the dialogue, thought, preparation, and planning we have completed has been… nicely… constructive and cooperative. It is nearly completely been about discovery and exploration and science and data. You understand – all that wussy shit. We now have not spent sufficient time actually trying into how we are able to kill lots of people from area. I imply, certain, our Pentagon has at all times had a couple of blueprints mendacity round that say, “Perhaps we may shoot Russians with moon lasers,” however for essentially the most half, we have had cooperation on the Worldwide House Station, and we have celebrated area exploration as human beings quite than simply stewing in fury that the Chinese language achieved one thing or the Russians did one thing. Sufficient of this “Kumbaya let’s all reside collectively in concord” horseshit! I agree with Joe Biden – it is excessive time we received into the killing temper.
We’d like extra weapons and bombs, and nuclear shit (strapped to robots, in fact). That is the one manner we’ll obtain peace.
The nuclear weapons we have now right here on Earth would solely enable for the total destruction of humanity a couple of hundred instances over. A examine discovered that if 100 nuclear weapons have been used, the environmental destruction to the planet can be immense – wiping out most life, clearly together with the international locations who SHOT the weapons. All it might take is 100 nuclear bombs to actually break every part people have ever identified.
But, humanity now owns roughly 13,000 nukes (as the youngsters name them) – most of these are within the US and Russia.
I say “roughly 13,000” as a result of who is aware of the place EVERY nuclear bomb is. There’s in all probability a pair in some man’s shed that he received from a yard sale outback a Waffle Home in Quantico, VA. I imply, you may’t anticipate us to maintain monitor of each single one. That requires paperwork and information entry. Who has the time?
Level being, we simply have sufficient nuclear bombs to kill humanity 150 instances over, and Joe Biden’s actions make it clear that we’d like extra. What if we wipe out life on Earth 150 instances, after which wish to maintain going, huh? What then? You by no means know what temper we’ll be in at that time. I wager after watching a number of billion people perish, you is perhaps in a little bit of a funk. And you may want a cigarette, a shot of sturdy whiskey, and to fireside some nuclear fucking weapons! And possibly, simply possibly, you wish to fireplace them from area. And but, if we do not maintain the House Pressure going, you will not be capable of try this. After which how bummed will you be?!
It is time for humanity to search out daring new areas of the galaxy whereby to homicide one another. For all we all know, while you shoot somebody on Venus their physique explodes right into a thousand shards of blood and flesh (which sounds superior), however we’ve not tried it but as a result of we have been too stingy to dedicate the sources to getting it completed. Now could be the time for that scientific endeavor.
I’ve an thought. Perhaps as soon as we funnel much more funds into our new House Pressure, we are able to bomb local weather develop into submission. Has anybody considered that? It is price a strive. You understand what they are saying, “When your solely software is a hammer… each downside can completely be bombed!”
Level being, I wish to say thanks, President Biden. Thanks for pushing us ever nearer to extinction – in a singular and fascinating manner, you belligerent, warhawk, senile outdated bag of wrinkles.
Our authorities spends trillions upon trillions of {dollars} on varied wars and conflict zones – lately including outer area to the record – and in the meantime common folks, right here on the bottom, proceed to undergo immensely.
One in three People had hassle paying their payments final 12 months – however we’re sending weapons to outer area.
Tens of hundreds of thousands have misplaced their employer-based well being care protection because the pandemic started – however we’re sending weapons to outer area.
We will not get vaccines and coverings to individuals who desperately want them throughout a pandemic – however we are able to get weapons to outer area! …And on the finish of the day, is not that each one that issues?
(RT.com)